you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain times of the month he’d start texting me extra nice messages and that’s when i realized he memorized my period schedule
if this story doesn’t end in them getting married I don’t know why the world even exists.